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SOME HANDY ENGINEERING CONVERSIONS

• Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi.
• 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won Ton.
• 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope.
• Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 banana
• second.
• 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz.
• Basic Unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower.
• 100 Senators; Not 1 decision.
• 8 nickels; 2 paradigms.
• 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche.
• 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen.

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